|''Spending cut on road maintenance provides opportunity|
for obsequious behaviour by Barnet Councillor"
Link to Mrs Angry's 'Broken Barnet'
"A Royal Visit, some lucky winners, and some sad losers: Mrs Angry Predicts..."
"She sees a tubby little Tory councillor preening himself in front of a mirror, wrestling with his waiscoat buttons, smooothing down his best tie with trembling hands. Look, he is practising a bow. Not too low, Brian, those trousers are a little teeny bit tight, and her Majesty doesn't want to catch sight of your bootylicious backside, now does she?
Brian looks carefully at his reflection. 'Ma'am', he mutters, with a manly nod, the knowing, expectant nod of a man who, in this time of unprecedented austerity, has just paid £1,000 of local tax payers money for a four-minute anthem in praise of the royal jubilee. Her Majesty looks on in bemusement. Councillor Coleman sits and waits by his post-box, for a special letter from Buckingham Palace. The letter never comes.
"Yes: Mrs Angry predicts a royal visit to our borough, next month."